lee hammer says no

Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)

Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.

You: Lee Hammer says no.

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aspic

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

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