Flavor Mist

The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.

DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.

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ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

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Flavored Ice

The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well

Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...

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Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

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Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

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Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

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Motel Sex

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.

Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.

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