Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

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Throw the Tissue

When a college or NFL ref pulls the yellow penalty flag out of their pocket and throws it up in the air.

Did you see that fucking pass interference! Damn ref Throw the Tissue! He had his hands all over him!!

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Flavor Mist

The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.

DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.

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ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

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Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

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yoohoo

Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.

Bro, I am dating a hot divorced chick...

Make sure she does not have any yoohoo's...

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blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

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