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Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!
What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.
31π 8π
The person who has the ability to pay for dinner or the tab - the one who has the money or corporate credit card
Let's grab Brian for dinner - he has the Golden Arm
what do you mean?
He has a corporate AMEX and will pay for dinner
Yea, call Brian!
31π 10π
When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.
Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...
Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!
Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...
21π 7π
A pick-up line used by old men....
Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
96π 59π
When a fake tit deflates or pops and loses the silicone or saline...
Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
6π 8π
the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco
Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...
27π 3π
My daughter dresses and looks 25 but is sixmean head to toe!
Ally is dating a Senior and going to prom -sixmean and I hate it!
22π 5π