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A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.
"...So the guy says to me, 'Who needs life insurance?'"
"Lifebomb!"
A subgenre of the indie/emo music genre characterized by the fashion style of its listeners who often wear scarfs regardless of the weather climate.
Associated bands include Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, and Interpol - to name a few.
"Turn down that scarf indie music and take off that ridiculous garment around your neck, it's 79 degrees out here for chrissake", his mom yelled.
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A combination of the word cougar and douchebag. A 40-something years old woman decked-out in Ed Hardy apparel and gawdy jewelry who likes to hookup with much younger men. Most of the time, the younger men are also douchebags.
Last night I totally hooked up with a cougbag at the club, bro!
The act of walking around a night club or other social setting and scanning the room for the opposite sex to approach and begin seducing. This behavior is very obvious to others and the body language of the subject looks like that of a wild predator looking around for a viable prey.
That horny old man who is staring at those pre-teens ain't fooling anyone - he's preding.
Shorthand for "fucking," pronounced as "fucken." Used primarily in IRC chatrooms or IM conversations.
"r u out of yr fukn mind!?"
"u rly r out of yr fukn mind!"
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A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.
Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.
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Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
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