BMP

Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.

Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.

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audiocism

The belief that musical taste accounts for differences in human character or ability and that listening (or not listening) to a particular genre of music makes a person superior to others.

The indie music scene is plagued with audiocism.

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scarf

(adj.) Being or characterized by the indie music look and scene. A typical person who is scarf will...
1- wear a scarf
2- wear a blazer jacket decorated with band pins

Like, oh my god, that grey blazer jacket is so totally scarf.

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