gays

gays are a very clean people

"Gays are a very clean people, Lois. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France"

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Coo

a nasty, sticky brown substance formed from a mixture of come and poo. Appears during anal sex with someone who needs to take a dump, or has diarrhea. Something covered in coo can be said to be cooey

"Dude! i was hittin' that ass for half an hour before i noticed my dick was covered in coo!"

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women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

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