never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

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DSMN

Directory Service Manager for NetWare

Synchronizes user accounts between your Windows NT server and one or more Novell NetWare servers. Old software, now obsolete.

DSMN extends the Windows NT Server directory service features for user and group account management to NetWare servers.

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mudcork

A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mudcork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

mud cork

Alternate form of mudcork.

Once I popped my mud cork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

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m'ork

Short for mudcork.

Once I popped my m'ork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

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mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

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