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To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.
She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!
6π 3π
The act of placing testicles over someones eyes and then placing tip of penis in the mouth. The act resembles the famous muppets character Gonzo.
"my girlfriend was asleep in the chair when I snuck up behind her and gave her the ole Gonzo, she was PISSED!"
*Note-MBH84 Came up with the physical act, name given by B77
12π 32π
(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
19π 15π
When a person is talking absolute and utter annoying nonsense at you, and you canΓ’ΒΒt get away.
What did he say to you?
Ah nothing he was talking pony.
20π 4π
(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.
(2) To have a strong scent of pork.
(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.
(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.
(5) To de-evolve.
(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.
(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).
7π 1π