jhimbo

colloq. A poet, one not to afraid to speak his mind

cdw

A chop shop sales gig where they hire 200 dumb college graduates to wear headsets and cold call real workers all day. They give you free pizza to make you so fat that you dont want to leave because you are ugly. They pay shit

I got a call from CDW for a job today, they said all I need is some college course work completed.

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AA

size of a battery used in portable devices such as radios, music players, flashlights...usually a 1.5V (volt)in Alkaline or a 1.2V in rechargeable. Can be used alone, or in combination with other AA batteries as decided by the device manufacturer.

zeke:get a package of AA batteries for me at the store
zack: ya want 48 from Costco or 2 from 7-11??

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do not call list

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

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slampiglets

girls who act like sluts and there in grade 8 and get their pussy slammed more than a 27 year old.

"Snap foo i slammed that grade 8 bitches pussy to da floo last night!"

"That little skank. she gets fucked more than i do... and im 27!"

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aol

AOL, so easy to hack, NO WONDER its #1!

All the stupid n00b's on AOL have fake HOST names.

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wrestling

a fake sport in which men in tights get to play with each other in front of a large audience

all that wrestling on tv is for losers and homos that think they're tough because they watch it

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