helmet

The top of a males genitalia.

I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet.

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Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

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demolish

To eat a large amount of food , very fast.

I bought a kebab and just fuckin demolished it.

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potato

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.

I fuckin potatoed her last night.

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sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

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Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

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shitbox

The arse, rectum or anus.

I just jammed it up her shitbox last night!

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