sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.

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pro choice

The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.

Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.

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egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

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roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

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titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.

I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.

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GG

GG usually means good game, but it also means get good.

teacher: what is the capital of illinois?

kid1: san fransisco?

kid2: GG baddie

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assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

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