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The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.
Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.
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This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.
My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch
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A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster
Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.
Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.
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The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
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"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."
A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."
A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."
Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
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At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.
Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.
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At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.
Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.
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