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fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTch January 20, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.

I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.

by bLiTch February 4, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž