CeeJ_TanK

Your one and only God!

Oh my CeeJ_TanK! Pray to CeeJ_TanK!

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The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

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boheamus

very large tall eastern european woman

that huge bitch from the jigalow movie

viagratration

when u take a bag of viagra break ur dick in half and fuck urself in the ass and the penis comes out ur mouth

last night i had a viagratration

nice!!!!!!

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my penus

the biggest thing in the world

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

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Tsunami

Akin to the blumpkin. When the blumpkin is complete, you take her goo-drenched face and yell Tsunami as you plunge her face into the feces filled toilet.

Batten down the hatches, "Tsunami"

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Tsunami

This is akin to the blumpkin. You have her complete the blumpkin, then yell "Tsunami", and you shove her gooed up face into the recently frequented toilet.

"TSUNAMI", batten down the hatches.

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