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A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.
That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.
17π 13π
Two bouncy and desirable podules attached to a female's chest area. Big daark nipples which stick out make them even better. Just lick the nipple area and then squeeze with both hands and bounce up and down and you're sure to get a boner.
Big Betty's boobies fell out of her swimming costume whilst playing football.
103π 49π
A name given to a very skilled and mature person. One who knows realizes he is greater than all.
66π 47π
when you caught because there is cum in your throat
i've got a cumquad
9π 34π
1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.
2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.
3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.
1. Phil Mickelson sucks.
2. Phil Mickelson sucks.
3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.
104π 135π
Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
183π 51π