broadie

A variation of the word broad for describing women. Useful when referring to a bunch of skanks.

"So I called up some broadies for tonight - its gonna be jizz city"

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clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.

"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."

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Smash Pad

A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.

The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway

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shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.

"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."

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slam

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.

"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."

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Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

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meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

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