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homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 30, 2003

773πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 25, 2003

14πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


sextillion

A humorous number. About 6 000 000 000 000 I assume, or perhaps more

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 23, 2003

11πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


System Of A Down

Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).

Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.

by baSTardized boTTomburp August 26, 2003

112πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by baSTardized boTTomburp June 19, 2003

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 28, 2003

68πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.

The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 24, 2003

46πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž