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Rimjob

The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See rim.

I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 21, 2003

61πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 30, 2003

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

by baSTardized boTTomburp August 24, 2003

65πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

by baSTardized boTTomburp June 18, 2003

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by baSTardized boTTomburp September 20, 2003

620πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


breakfast

The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See Hello Breakfast.

Hello Breakfast!

by baSTardized boTTomburp July 19, 2003

47πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 3, 2003

76πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž