rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

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asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

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Gorillaz

The greatest band ever drawn. Their music kicks ass, and the animation is my inspiration.

Gorillaz is a four-piece band made up of 2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel. Occassionally, ghost-rappers appear from Russels head, such as Del Tha Funky Homosapien and Phi Life Cypher

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drizzle

1) A light shower of rain
2) Drug addict

1) The rain drizzled down her testicles
2) We be bizzling some ecstatizzle, fo shizzle ma drizzle

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404'd

Homestarrunner.com's way of showing you fools how to use the internet... 404ing your ass!

<CHILDREN!> 404'd!
<Ugly> Ow, my browser!

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Obie Trice

Good rapper. Too self indulgent. 'nuff said.

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks.

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crackabum

A buttocks that has been cracked from several cases of sledge-hammeration.
See S&M.

She got a crackabum after being smashed in the arse with an enormous sledge hammer.

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