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grab

the action of feeling one's balls... (with a knife!)

I grabbed my nads and felt around 'till I found my credit card.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 3, 2003

4πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


new holland

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

by baSTardized boTTomburp August 25, 2003

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


fuck-hall

A place in which a clusterfuck might occur each morning/night.

"Go to the fuck-hall for some orgy action! You'll love it!"

by baSTardized boTTomburp August 28, 2003

4πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


look at me!

Phrase not spoken, but played out in actions (i.e stripping) by attention-whores and fucktards.

The attention-whore went into a bar and stripped down into nothing but her underpants. Her actions totally screamed "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 18, 2003

20πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


I will s00 j00!

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

by baSTardized boTTomburp July 20, 2003

27πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


ur

Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.

Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.

by baSTardized boTTomburp July 19, 2003

1149πŸ‘ 364πŸ‘Ž


high

Used as a greeting in the English language.

<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 16, 2003

25πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž