apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

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Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

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dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

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+O

To add O to something

+O to my bowl of cloves!

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Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'

Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.

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shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

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guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

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