lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

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plopper

1. A toilet
2. A window
3. Windows ME

1. I need to go take a plop in the plopper.
2. "You mean you crap out of the window?"
3. ARGH! FUCK THIS OS! ITS A FUCKING PLOPPER!

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Cowboy Bebop

The only decent animé on Australian TV, and perhaps American (I wouldn't know). Each episode's plot is generally different to each other episode. Action, entertainment and a small hint of comedy. Cowboy Bebop has it all.

Ein is German for 1. See, Cowboy Bebop is as educational as it is entertaining.

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bagina

How little kids pronounce 'vagina'.

Boys habba benis! Girls habba bagina!

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Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

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logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

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Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

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