meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

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infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

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postwhore

One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.

Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.

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fart

An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"

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shitty

Of or relating to shit.

"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."

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I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

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insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

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