X to the Z

Xzibit

<BustaNut> You don't know what X to the Z is?
<PommyBastard> Alphabetical?

Eat with the lions, swim with pirahnas.

101👍 63👎

rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

6👍 15👎

rash

*lubricant

6👍 27👎

pussy whipped

Owned by a woman

<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!

66👍 26👎

Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

40👍 7👎

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

89👍 48👎

banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.

I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.

20👍 531👎