internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

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wank biscuit

Limp Bizkit

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

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2D

The lead singer of the all mighty band: Gorillaz. HAIL SANTA!

I'm 2D. Won't you buy me: Piano Chord; dictionary.

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Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

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skool

How they spell 'school' on Invader Zim. The school has the word 'SKOOL' in large letters upon its roof.

I need to be at skool in 5 minutes!

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quit

To end a program.

Quit AIM.
Quit Photoshop.
Quit CuteFTP.
Quit Internet Explorer.
Quit Raping_Young_Boys.jpg
Quit Windows.
Quit reading this definition.

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up shit creek

1) To be in deep trouble with no solution, also called 'up shit creek with no paddle'
2) To be up to your arms in a flowing river of faeces and mucus.

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