Rich Kid Syndrome

When a child is born into a family of great riches, living in a fucking big estate. This child tends to act pompous and snotty. Boys with Rich Kid Syndrome tend to act feminine, and are given names such as 'sissy', 'nancy' and 'goodie-two-shoes'. They get about with their limo, escourted by their butler, Jeeves.

I don't know anyone with Rich Kid Syndrome, but if I did I'd knock and run at their house, planting fart-bombs.

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Gossip Folks

Pretty good song. Coincidently, I am listening to it now. Rapped by Missy Elliot and Ludacris.

No one gave a sheet.

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chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

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Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.

I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.

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mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

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computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

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computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

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