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Dr. Evil

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

by baSTardized boTTomburp September 28, 2003

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shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 9, 2003

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Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by baSTardized boTTomburp June 7, 2003

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The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 28, 2003

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