host

1. A website that owns and controls another website, such as Geocities.com. A website that lets you make your own.
2. The victim of a parasite.

1. The webmaster slowly enveloped the host's bandwidth.
2. The parasite slowly enveloped the host's bloodstream.

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MSG

Short for 'Message'

Used to smite little folk on MSN, even though they asked for it simply by using MSN.

<HaiBai> Hai wassup
<DyArGH> OW! MSG'D!
<HaiBai> g2g bai
<DyArGH> ARR! MY FACE!!

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cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

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retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

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tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

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bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

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