verbal abuse

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

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fully erect penis head

A person with red hair that sticks up.

<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!

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The village idiot

Homer Simpson.

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!

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maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

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gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.

The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.

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It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

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hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

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