Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

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logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

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cheap-ass

One who cannot afford to drive himself to work.

Alan Lam's mom is a cheap-ass ho

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Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

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assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

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ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

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beat

The strong combination of sound and silence that makes up the deep, repeated sound heard during a piece of music. Heard most easily in R&B and Rap.

I'm trapped in a beat.

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