mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

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chiggajiggawigga

chinese man who thinks he is a black man who thinks he is a white man who thinks he is a blackman.

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snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

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penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

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kthxhi

Greeting and thanks.

<Krok> Hello! I just uploaded the 500k page on PHP and CGI that I typed by myself over the past 2 weeks, making me lose my job. I hope you like it.
<Sok> Kthxhi

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Cartoon Network

The wankholes who ruined:

»Dragon Ball Z
»Dexter's Laboratory
»Everything

Cartoon Network likes its tittyless momma.

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spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

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