spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

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Invader Zim

The greatest televison animation to hit the Earth. Invader Zim is also the named of the main character, a doom-bringing alien who is 'very small.'

"No Invader has ever been so small... you're small Zim... you're tiny..."

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plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

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secret eating

When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.

Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!

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RATATA

The sound of a man in clogs fiddling on your roof.

<TehRoof> Ratatatatatatatata!
<ManJunt> *pokes roof with broom* Get off my roof, hobo!

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meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

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infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

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