2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

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SOAD

1. System of a Down
2. Someone Owning a Dildo

1. I bought a SOAD CD
2. The SOAD bought a dildo.

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sarcasm

Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?

What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.

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who're

Abbreviation of "Who are". Idiots who use Instant Messaging tend to spell it 'Whore' or 'hur' or maybe 'hoore'.

A: whore u?
B: B. hur u?
A: dunno. hoore u?
B: oready tald u.

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anal

1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise
2. Relating to the anus (anal sex, anal toy, anal disease)

Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.

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jai z

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

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plop

The sound one makes when one drops a ploppy-poo into a body of water.

Heave... heave... PLOP! Ahhh...

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