Rimjob

The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See rim.

I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.

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assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

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English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

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Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

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thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

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Get loud mother fux0r

'Getting loud' is what you should be doin' when Obie Trice gets on the mic, you mother fux0r.

Shady records til I sleep, mother fux0r!

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end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

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