Snow plowing

When two albino people -of any gender/orientation - engage in coitus

Me: what did you do this weekend?

Albino friend: I was hanging with Rick and we ended up snow plowing

Me: oh, how’s rick?

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Daddy Splash

A person who is put in your life and makes such a big splash that is just changes everything, they make you exponentially happier and they also have occasional daddy vibes - great on the streets, great in the sheets - just all around amazing!

Friend: who’s that cutie on your last insta post

Me: oh that’s the love of my life, my daddy splash 💛

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