crackalakin

When used with the word "what's," is used to ask "how are you?" or "what are you doing?"

Howito: What's crackalin'?
Buraku: Oh, not much.

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Bird Holocaust Day

A "funny" term for Thanksgiving.

Him: Happy Bird Holocaust Day!
Me: Bird Holocaust Day? You're a dumbass.

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arch

A short Chinese male often referred to as a leprechaun.

Smith: Haha, arch is short!
Schmidt: Yeah, like a leprechaun!

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jam dandy

Synonym of swell.

Her: How are you?
Me: Why, I'm just jam dandy!

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J Lo

Overrated, no-talent whore

J Lo is an overrated whore... she's almost as ugly as Halle Berry.

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Cartoon Network

Current home of Family Guy and adultswim (which lately has been sucking more and more).

The only TV I ever watch anymore is Family Guy on Cartoon Network.

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with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.

A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!

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