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Ben Franklin

The pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.

Harry: Who is Ben Franklin again?

Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.

Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?

Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.

by babyFACEdouche July 29, 2010

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