Deathflash

Seeing something that is obviously very dangerous and involuntarily imagining yourself being the mortal victim of the dangerous place or object. To some it's an Omen never to be ignored.

I just had a Deathflash of me driving off this steep mountain road. whoa! I better be careful from now on.

Jeez I just had a Deathflash of me getting skewered by that Rebar down there. I think I'll work on the ground the rest of the day.

Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving

Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.

Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

Horny Mirage

You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.

(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"

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