presidouchale

Anything that the President of the United State does that is douchy.

President Trump photo-opped a hurricane relief crew by 'helping' load supplies into the cab of a fully empty Toyota truck. This is a first-tier example of being presidouchale.

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

homophobiphobic

One who is afraid of homophobics.

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.

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Paingel

Angels that fly around your head after you get knocked the fuck out.

Darius knew that he shouldn't have fucked with Trey after he woke up on the floor of the Arby's with 7-10 paingels flying about his head.

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