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A natural substitute for estrogen, now with ginseng.
Patty went to the natural grocery store because she was tired of using 'The Man's' estrogen pills. She bought estroginseng pills.
An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".
My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.
A calculator for alcohol.
On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.
A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.
Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.
It is stereotypical to believe that a leprecohen protects his pot of gold from humans. That's just wrong.
A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.
My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.
The act of getting emotional after being demoted or fired.
Man, I got fucking fired from work Wednesday. I'm so demotional right now.