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New name for Antarctica.
Ever notice how Australia and Snowstralia are similar looking continents?
An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".
My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.
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A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.
Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.
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A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.
My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.
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A calculator for alcohol.
On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.
It is stereotypical to believe that a leprecohen protects his pot of gold from humans. That's just wrong.
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Anything done with the flare of steroids.
Did you see that guy beat up the other guy outside the Komodo Klub? Fucking roidical!