Alculator

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

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Hindicapped

A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.

My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.

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Leprecohen

Jewish leprechaun.

It is stereotypical to believe that a leprecohen protects his pot of gold from humans. That's just wrong.

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Demotional

The act of getting emotional after being demoted or fired.

Man, I got fucking fired from work Wednesday. I'm so demotional right now.

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Roidical

Anything done with the flare of steroids.

Did you see that guy beat up the other guy outside the Komodo Klub? Fucking roidical!

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

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