Timmy fell down the well

A phrase used to describe the dissatisfaction a woman begins to feel during intercourse with a man who is under-endowed, as her perfectly fine vagina begins to feel cavernous because of his teeny-weeny.

I thought my first time having sex with Bill was gonna be great, but it was a total Timmy fell down the well. What a bummer.

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Rusty submarine

The act of having intercourse with a woman during her period, wherein the man (or the person with the dildo) penetrates her vaginally, creating the "rust," and then penetrates her anally, sinking it in a deep dark place.

My cousin had her period, so I totally rusty submarined her.

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