A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
This a type of person that lives on a council estate and dad makes condoms for a living .shame he didnât use one. an alfiethomas s dad occasionally gets drunk af and begins to beat them this result in eating cereal and toast for breakfast this is a proper Chavy meal as u can tell
Ahah stop acting like an alfiethomas you fat pig
Mo farah=Alicia's Phat trap she runs it all over
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