Dwayne

Dwayne is a warlock of the underworld, typically vertically challenged with the intellegence of an ape. Dwayne's have extremely bland love lives and use their humour to mask their dark intent of either murder or worse...

Men that are named Dwayne usually never grow up and have the tendancy to show up uninvited in the worst possible situations, making them a general annoyance.

Usually dripping with gay thoughts, but is cowardace.

That Dwayne fella, yeah, is he gay?

Yeah but he says he isnt