Olivia

That girl with the amazing eyes from Tinder who ignored my cheesy opener, but clicked on an urban dictionary link that dissapointingly leads to more cheesy puns.

Do you know why they call me the Aussie John Legend?

Because all of me, loves Oliv-ia.

Also spent a whole day trying to come up with a punny pick up line based on your name, but got nothing creative. Guess Olivia alone.

Before I leave though,
GIMME OLIVIA MONEY, and your number too while you’re at it.

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