Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.

“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”

DIY Vasectomy

Twisting your testicles until all circulation cuts off and you can pull them off with ease.

“Hey, where’s Isaiah?” “Didn’t you hear? He tried a DIY Vasectomy and he’s been at the hospital!”