Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles.
Comment #1: âFIRST !â
Comment #2 (less than one second later): âFrist!â
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): âFirst!!!!â
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): âFIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!â
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): âDamn, I was soooo close!â
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): âSorry man, maybe next time.â
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
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