Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

rilt

the right tilt of the penis from excessive masturbation by a left handed person.

Why does his dick look so weird? Oh, he just has a rilt.

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Mastchorebation

when you masturbate before going out or doing something important to clear your mind but you cant get in the zone and it ends up not feeling good and is almost burdensome like a chore

“Linda, enough of your bull shit I’m suffering from mastchorebation”