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The shadow or umbra cast by a penis or as others call it: A dick, a wand, a schlong, a schmecky, a pocket rocket, a hard-on, a stiffy ...
That guy's dick was intimidating: Even his penis umbra cast upon the wall was intimidating, thanks to the advantageously placed lighting, producing such a sharp shadow.
2π 5π
A person who is borderline attractive or ugly, yet is considered to good enough to have sex with.
A person who is backward and shy but one suspects that
there is an underlying, untapped, hidden wild nature in waiting.
After enough beers, by 3am most of the chicks left start to look fuck worthy.
Wendy in our office seem shy and reserved, but I bet she is a fuck worthy maniac in bed.
10π 2π
The place where all Bic Pens, or some other cheap brands, in as much as a 10-pack seem to disappear to in a matter of a week and a half in an office, and a month and a half at home.
The manner in which the pens have vanished remains eternally unknown as if they were drawn into a black hole where all information is not retrievable.
Jesus! I bough a whole bunch of pens last week and I only have one left! Did anyone open my draws? They can't just have disappeared like that! This keeps happening as if there is some friggin' Bic Pen Hole sucking them in!
1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.
2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.
3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.
2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.
3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
5π 1π
One who is quite adept at playing video games to the point of doing nothing else.
Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.
Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!
One who is constantly complaining about capitalism yet carries a credit card.
Ignazio supports the cause, but like any Chevisa, he owes 4,500 filthy American dollars to those plastic whores!
Moving around a bar or a party, paying attention to a woman then making an excuse to work oneself away, with the promise of returning, only to move on to doing the same with another woman, and another as many times as time allows.
Look a Thomas work that room: He must be kiting as many as eight chicks at a time. Ha, you must have heard him call that chick kiting! What do you expect from a banker dealing with checks all day?